I like big Cankles and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny....

I work with a really cool girl named Brittney. She started as a temp for Intel, but now she works full time for us. When I first met her, I said, "I don't usually talk to temps." That may sound mean, but I meant that temps come and go and I don't like to get to know a person and then never see them again. Here's a kind of unflattering picture of Brittney, but she really is a beautiful girl. I like this picture because she's not posing for it.


One of my favorite words that doesn't exist is "Cankle: n. A thick ankle, particularly one that appears to be a continuation of the calf." I always thought they didn't exist, but Brittney has them!!! Here's a picture!


Brittey laughs about it because it's genetic, and I told her that she's lucky. At least she doesn't have "Thankles: n. A gargantuanly thick ankle, particularly one that appears to be a continuation of the thigh."