Not for my Mother's Eyes

I just had a really funny conversation on IM with Megan. I'm putting it here because I'll forget it in 20 years and will want to look back at it one day.

Megan: ok, btw, don't mention what i said about adam to brian.
Jesse: why not?
Megan: because he will tell adam
Jesse: what if I make him swear on his mother?
Megan: he can't tell him
Jesse: he won't. I'll stress this to Brian and tell him I will eat his balls if he tells
Megan: ew.
Megan: and you have "stressed" that before, and he has still told adam something i told you.
Jesse: but I never said I would eat his balls
Jesse: I'd bite them off
Megan: then he WOULD break up with you
Jesse: yeah, but he wouldn't tell Adam
Megan: yes he would. if you guys broke up, adam would be the first person he'd call and when adam asked why you broke up, he'd say, he ate my balls and adam would ask, why then brian would tell him
Jesse: haha, I am so putting this conversation on my blog
Megan: oh great!
Megan: then adam will find out!
Jesse: no, Adam will only know that we were talking about him and we do that already, so it's not any new information
Megan: oh yeah, i forgot
Jesse: I'm putting it on right now
Megan: wait! is this something you want your mother to read?
Jesse: ahh, screw my mother

The last part is funny because I try to make my blog appropriate enough for my mother to read, so I don't talk about things like sex, drugs, and other things that I wish I did more of. I love my mother!