Customer Call: Illiteracy Rate of the US is 3%

Intel only makes computer parts. Not cellphones, not whole computers, not DVD players--only computer parts.

I got a call today from a guy in Sullivan, Indiana who was mad that his DVD player wasn't working.

Customer: My DVD player isn't working!
Jesse: Sir, Intel does not make DVD players. We only make computer parts.
Customer: You do make DVD players! I have yours right in front of me.
Jesse: Sir, we do not make DVD players.
Customer (aggravated): Yes you do! It says right on the DVD player, (spelling) I-N-I-T-I-A-L.
Jesse: That spells Initial, not Intel.
Customer: Oh. Sorry.

Why are people so mean when they are so dumb?