Possible Root Theory

I would like to point out that I believe I know the source of my homosexuality. His name is He-Man. He's a tall, gorgeous blonde with big muscles that saved the universe over and over again. Everything about him says, "Perfect Man," and I think I picked up on that when I watched him use his big swords to slay the wicked.

While my thoughts were unconscious then, they are not anymore.

I want to do He-Man, the source of my homosexuality.

Okay, maybe he's not my source and the purple dress is. Either way, I still want to do the master of the universe.