White Men are Mean!

Brian and I went grocery shopping at Albertson's tonight because we have no real food in our pantry. When I walked to the meat counter to get cheap ground beef, I rolled my eyes and let out a sigh. The clerk was not the pump black lady that really likes me or the gay Asian that has the hots for Brian.

No, it was just a regular, heterosexual white guy. I was dismayed because I can usually negotiate 97% ground beef with the lady for $0.49 a pound and Brian can get it for $0.79 a pound from our Asian flower.

Not with the white guy. "Are you selling the meat at a discounted price yet?" I asked him. "Yes. It's $1.49 a pound for the 85% ground beef," he answered.

"Will you sell it cheaper later?" I questioned. He stoicly responded, "No."

What is with the minorities selling the meat at a cheaper price? If anyone has an explanation, please let me know. I can't buy cheap meat on Tuesday's anymore.

By the way, Smith's was having a sale of coke products last week. 5 for $10 for the twelve packs, which is the cheapest you can get cans of soda for. Me, being the "Buy in Bulk" guy got lots of soda. I'm telling you, when zombies attack the world, I will have enough food to last for 2 months!

Brian likes Coke and I like orange soda and lemonade.