Tuesday, August 9

Emulating a Desperate Housewife

If you don't know who Bree Van De Kamp is, you should get to know her. She is one of the main characters on ABC's Desperate Housewives, a show that I've been watching at work on Brian's PSP and have become addicted to.

I envy Bree for the kind of housewife she is because I want to be exactly like her! Her house is perfectly clean, she has a perfect garden, she bakes delicious food, always looks great, is a member of high society, and hosts fantastic dinner parties. Oh, to be Bree would be, well, perfect!

If you know Mrs. Van De Kamp and are thinking that I don't resemble her at all, you are also correct. I'm more laid back and not as anal retentive, and I will never be.

Tonight, I emulated Bree in almost every way possible.

When Brian came home, he entered a house filled with the smell of shepherd's pie, lit only by candlelight. I kissed him in the doorway and led him to the table to eat dinner. We talked about work and other stuff, then I took him to the bedroom which had candles all around the bed.

I really like treating Brian this way because he's so wonderful. I want to make him feel appreciated and treat him just like Bree Van De Kamp would (but less anal about it all).

3 Comments:

At 8/11/2005 12:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"treat him just like Bree Van De Kamp would (but less anal about it all)."

Please tell me you knew how that sounded.

 
At 8/12/2005 12:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love hearing about people who love to emulate a downtrodden and sexually UNFULFILLED woman. But I guess appearences are everything. So as long as the house looks good and your man is getting sexually fullfilled, while your sexual needs are left on the baren rocky shores of lake Minatonka, everything is just peachy. Why don't you try and emulate yourself once in a while and maybe you should try to be "anal" about it.. who knows..you just might like it.

 
At 8/12/2005 7:59 AM, Blogger meg said...

You know what I love? People who are chickenshit enough to only comment as "Anonymous". Mr. Anonymous, you are a dick.

 

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