Suuuuuiiiiiieeee!

I just finished Desperate Housewives and now I'm bored.

So bored, in fact, that I took a personality quiz by drawing this pig:

My pig means that I am a realist, believe in tradition, friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.). I am emotional and naive, care little for details and am a risk-taker. I am secure, stubborn, and I stick to my ideals. The size of the ears indicate how good of a listener I am and the length of the tail indicate the quality of my sex life.

I wonder if all this is true?