Congrats on your Insurance!

I just got this text message:

Guess what? I just found out that somebody you used to mess with has AIDS! But DON'T stress cause I just saved 25% on my car insurance by switchin 2 GEICO.

It turned out to be Angel, the same person that texted me previously. I thought it was really funny so I had her send it to Brian. He replied and said:

Phew. Thats a relief. Good thing I Havent messed with anyone for over two years but have been tested eh? And congrats on the insurance.