Bathroom Injury

After we watched "Kingdom of Heaven," it was 9:30pm and I told Brian that I wanted to go to bed. We went to the bathroom and we started to brush out teeth. Sometimes, when we do this, I put one of my feet over Brian's.

As I removed my foot, I felt a sharp pain enter my toe! I looked down and saw my toe bleeding. Was it a razor or a knife that was left in our bathroom?

No. It was Brian's toenail.