Great Things About Being Queer
Last night, Bravo aired their new series, Great Things About Being Queer.
I thought it was funny, but I was disappointed that most of the commentators acted stereotypically gay. How many of the "Great Things" apply to me?
20. Kids' shows make you gay - YES, "Today's Special" mannequin
19. So many ways to be gay - YES, I love Sci-Fi!
18. You're hilarious - YES, of course
17. Showtunes - YES, Rent is the best!
16. Fag hags - YES, thanks Megan!
15. Lesbians look great on TV - NO! Ew!
14. Scaring straight people - NO, I don't do this.
13. Parades - NO, they are boring.
12. Mommie Dearest - YES, I love that movie!
11. You have the best names - YES, Jesse Michael Nix!
10. Acting gay pays off - Um.....
9. L.U.G.s, - NO! (Lesbians Until Graduation)
8. Gaydar has a real estate function - YES! Rose Park Rocks!
7. Oscar loves gay characters - NO, not an actor!
6. Disco - YES! YES! YES! (I'm listening to Funky Town right now!)
5. You get to see everybody naked - YES! I love locker rooms!
4. Cowboys - YES!
3. No divorce - NO, I wouldn't get one.
2. You invented everything - YES, I invented to Towel Clothes!
1. Cher - YES, I must admit I love her.
14/20 ain't bad.
posted by Jesse @ Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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2 Comments:
I must say that yes, indeed, gay men are much more fun. I mean, who else could pull off that whole "pink-is-the-new-black thing?"
But, I do have a few comments, mostly because I have nothing else to do.
First, by saying that the commentators acted stereotypically gay, you are just perpetuating those stereotypes.
Second, "Today's Special" was the best show.
Third, don't forget about Post-its!
Fourth, where is the world domination part? Don't all of you gays want to take over the world and make it pretty in pink?
Oh, just a little secret for you, Rose Park really isn't that great--just ask your boyfriend!
Just came across your post from technorati...
I posted my own commentary about the show the other night. We vary on some of the points...but that IS the point, isn't it?
(And thank you for reminding me about Today's Special...I had almost completely forgotten...)
Word Verification Wordplay: HHMLSQ
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