Kimmy was my Bimmy

There's a woman at work that I like to tease named "Kim." I absolutely love teasing her about different things because she's so much fun. She takes everything in good nature and will sometimes tease back.

She sits next to me, and sometimes I sing songs about her. For the last couple of weeks, I've been singing (with a different tune every time), "Kimmy, you're my bimmy."

Well today, she asked me what bimmy meant. Because I made up the word, I didn't think it had a meaning, so I went to google and typed "bimmy."

The first result led me to Bimmy's Handrolled Sandwiches. It said: A "Bimmy"” is a delicious, hand-rolled sandwich designed to be..., different! You'’ll find a Bimmy easy to handle if you'’re on the go! You'’ll enjoy the tantalizing appeal of this healthy alternative sandwich!

The other result led me to the Sex-Lexis dictionary that had an entry for bimmy: A derivation of bim , a promiscuous woman or prostitute.

I told "Kim" that I would never call her my bimmy again.

Now I say, "Kimmy, you make me shimmy!"