God Made Separate Sexes for a Reason

Today I realized that I am against unisex bathrooms for the following reasons:

1. Before entering, I thought I was going to catch a girl going to the bathroom.
2. Unisex bathrooms smell like poonanny.
3. There are no urinals in a unisex bathroom.
   
4. Boys have penises and girls have vaginas, therefore men stand up and women sit down to pee. This causes boys to make larger messes than girls. Since there are no urinals in a unisex bathroom, most males (including me) don't lift the toilet seat. Basically, women will sit in boys pee.