It's just like throwing up a little bit in your mouth

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As Brian and I were driving home from my aunts house, I had to fart. I elevated my right butt check to expel the intestinal gas, and then it happened.

"Oh crap!" I exclaimed.

While gas did come out, so did some poo. "I'm sitting in my own crap! Ew! This is so gross! And it will take 15 minutes for me to get home!"

Brian just laughed but also thought it was so funny. "Why do you always shart?" he asked.