Paruresis of the Bum

I'm poo shy.

This poses many problems, especially when I feel sick like today and really have to empty my bowels, but someone is always entering the bathroom.

I've always had this problem and have never been able to just let it all come out in the presence of others.

There was one time when I did it at a Wendover Casino, but there was loud music playing and lots of people were doing the same thing I was. Plus I had diarrhea, so I HAD to do it.

I can pee in front of anyone, but can't expand my anus to make a deposit with anyone listening.

Argh. I'm just going to hold it for 5 more hours until I get home.