Shopping with Tanner
I went to Wal*Mart to pick up some things. When I got there, I saw my exboyfriend Tanner. I don't know exactly what he does, but he does wear a red vest. He saw me and started walking with me. It was like I had a personal Wal*Mart assistant!
It was nice to talk to him instead of the usual wave of hand. He told me he's dating someone and it sounds like this guy is great for him. Tanner's back in school (he took last semester off) and seems to be going in the right direction. I was worried about him last year because it seemed like he wasn't going anywhere. He says that his new boyfriend is really motivating him and I'm glad Tanner is happy.
There was one item on my shopping list that I didn't want Tanner to see me buy. When I remembered that I lost my virginity to this guy, I decided that it really didn't matter.
"Now I have to find hemorrhoid cream," I told him.
We had a good laugh as we tried to find some treatment for my sensitive butt.
Addendum: My brother told me that I ended this blog entry in a way that leads you to a different conclusion than the right one. I have a hemorrhoid but it's not due to sexual relations. Ew. I just got one and I don't know why. It's probably from straining on the toilet.
9 Comments:
omg that is 2 funny! its nice 2 hear u can still b friends.
It's odd to find out that I've met the man you lost your virginity to.
Does that mean you are acually having butt sex? Inquiring minds are dying to know.
Does that mean you are finally having butt sex?
Inquiring minds are dying to know.
It all depends on how you define "virginity" and "butt sex". Jesse's definitions are very much different than you would think.
And Josh, you can get hemorrhoids from other things besides sex. You have a very strange obsession with Jesse's sex life lately. You really are the only one dying to know.
Josh, I am not having butt sex. But I will let you know when it happens!
Oh no, Megan. My obsession with Jessie's sex life isn't recent. This all goes back to a night of Josh and Jessie getting drunk and telling secrets.
All I'm saying is - really good sex goes a long way.
I'll leave it at that.
Um, Josh. You spelled his name the girl way. And, I better be the first one to know when they finally do it!!!! ;)
JenderJosh says "There is no girl way to spell Jesse."
PS: Who gets hemroids anyway? Maybe you need more fiber.
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