Spring Break: Dia 4
I really wanted to tan today, so instead of sunscreen, I put on tanning lotion. sure, good idea, but not for 3 hours! I made sure to put it on every hour, but I'm red and burnt right now. I guess you aren't supposed to tan that long. It sucks cause tomorrow I will have to wear a shirt all day.
Samantha and I made a sandcastle that had a really high wall facing the ocean. We had fun building it cause we're both like little kids. After we built it, I found a dead, headless fish that washed up on the shore. I took it, put it into our castle, and proclaimed him king. It was really funny to see people who walked by take a double take and realize they were looking at a dead, headless fish.
After that, I found a beach chair and read "The Economist" for about 30 minutes. It was so relaxing! Everyone stared to play in the ocean, so I put down my magazine and joined them.
As I was playing in the waves, I saw a girl on the beach wave to me. It was Beth, so I came out of the water to talk to her. TJ and Lauren arrived 5 minutes later and invted us to the place where they were staying. I honestly didn't want to go because the three of them had been smoking pot and I didn't want to be around that. I guess no one in our group felt the same way and we started walking toward their beach.
Samantha and I were walking the slowest behind everyone becase we were enjoying the walk on the beach. She started singing and I asked her if she knew Moulin Rouge. When she said she did, we started singing duets from the movie (just like Ashley Obray and I used to do). We thought of other musicals to sing and then moved on to Disney songs. I had a blast! Samantha is so much fun!
When we finally got to their beach 20 minutes later, I took a look at the place. It was full of hippie like people who were just sitting around and talking about stupid stuff. It was really dirty and there were cabanas for people to stay. The place reminded me of the movie, "The Beach" because the atmosphere was the same. When I commented to Carla, Samantha, and Lauren that I don't like hippies, they all jumped on me and told me not to be judgemental. I rolled my eyes because they were stupid.
Earlier in the day, my Wal*Mart board shorts tore at the crotch and left a small hole. When it happenned, I made sure to be careful that I kept modest. But after awhile, I forgot about it and was quickly reminded of the hole when all of a sudden Carla yelled, "Jesse, your ball is showing!" I looked down and saw one of my testicles hanging out of my board shorts. I should have been embarrased, but I wasn't. I put my ball back inside and promised to remember that I had a hole in my shorts.
We were all hungry, so we found a resturant on the beach. When we asked for a menu, the lady said, "Fish." Someone asked if there was chicken, but she responded, "Fish." No one from our group wanted to stay, but we did because some Norwegians came and sat with us. They were all high and acted stupid. Once the sun set, our group said goodbye and we went back to downtown Puerto Escondito to get something to eat besides fish.



We found a resturant and sat down. As we were talking, Logan said something and I responded, "You don't make sense!" Immediatly, Beth looked at me and said, "Jesse, you are so rude sometimes." Logan added, "Yeah, sometimes you can be cruel." I tried to defend myself so I could explain.
I ordered spaghetti and it was so great! I haven't eaten spagetti in ages, so after I ate it, I realized how much I miss Brian's spagetti. I can't wait to eat it again!
After dinner, Samantha, Logan, and I went back to the hostel. Elizabeth went home and Austin and Carla went out. As we sat around, Samantha made a bagel with her belly fat and we all started laughing. She also showed us a scrotum. I joined in with my belly fat and made things. We were all laughing hysterically and I finished with rolling dough and making bread with my stomach fat. We kept laughing and laughing.

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Nice rack there Jesse.
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