Sharing

Brian and I were both getting ready in the bathroom when he told me that he had to poop. Since we were both in a rush, I jokingly said "Just do it in front of me."

He looked at me and firmly said, "No, that's gross."

"Brian," I said, "We share everything. You can poop in front of me."

Then Brian opened his left hand, spit a lougee in it, and told me to lick his hand.

"Okay," I replied, "We don't have to share everything" and I walked out of the bathroom.